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30 Days of Summer Time Doctor Who Challenge— Day 30

Make a TARDIS out of things you find in your room!  So, I know I haven’t exactly been on time with all my posts, but I really wanted to finish this even though I don’t have anything for this. So, I’m just imagining a TARDIS in my room really hard. It’s been fun!

30 Days of Summer Time Doctor Who Challenge— Day 29

Who is your favorite Time Lord other than the Doctor? Probably The Corsair, because the character’s so flexible (and yes, I did mean to say that). They were both male and female in different regenerations, and they had a kick-ass tattoo as their constant. There are so many things you can do with so few set-in-canon-concrete details. Fandom, they’re all yours now!

30 Days of Summer Time Doctor Who Challenge— Day 28

Write an episode summary for Series 8! What do you think the Twelfth Doctor and Clara will have to face? Well, since I have only seen some of the production stills (Anti-Spoiler League Unite!), I know there is at least one horse involved. And all I really want is that moment before the Doctor gets in the saddle, when he’s remembering the time with the rabbit in the woods, where he wants to make sure it’s really a horse but he doesn’t want to look stupid again. So, instead of talking to the horse he gives it the “I’m watching you” gesture. And then he jumps into the saddle like nothing happened.

cheekbonesofbenny:

I don’t shave for Sherlock Holmes.

You should put that on a t-shirt.

ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

"Absolute Cabbage." I never knew I was secretly Merlin. Huh. If anyone needs me I’ll be in the park summoning dragons.

dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

^ I was warned about this in a self-defense class by a former cop. Most people would freak out if police lights and sirens started up behind them and they would just pull over, no questions asked. Criminals and scum police officers have been known to take advantage of this. If you have police lights start up behind you, please, slow down a bit and go to the nearest gas station or somewhere with people because a decent cop will accept that you need to protect yourself and that you pulled over as soon as you thought it was safe. The law doesn’t make you stop in the middle of the road where cars behind you will hit you, the law should have room for you to protect yourself from assault and rape.

To prove a point to my mom, Reblog if you would go to comic con if you could.

themagicalgallifreyan:

i-am-dauntless-we-are-brave:

lumos5000:

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THERE WOULD BE NO HESITATION. I WOULD GO THERE IN MY UNDERWEAR IF I HAD TO

IS THAT EVEN A REAL QUESTION OF COURSE

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I just went to my first Comic-Con this year, and I started wanting to go back the minute I left!

Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

Rape prevention tips

Posted by Leigh Hofheimer under Prevention

(via buttisitchy)

Best advice ever!

(via a-wicked-thing)

jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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Ok, before you go all Hannibal on someone why don’t we do something mildly clever. Have the smaller person step through the arms of the larger person like their string is a jump-rope while keeping one hand outside. Then twist yourselves so that the string doesn’t tangle while you pull apart. Science side of Tumblr, how are we doing?

allthatandasideoftom:

antyc67:


Everything I wish I knew when I joined Tumblr. Basically this is a collection of things that will make Tumblr easier to use :D
General 
How to: Enable your Tumblr ask boxHow to tagHow to tag asksHow to have posts show up/not show upTrigger WarningsTumblr SaviorHow to Report a blog 
Theme/Code
How to install a themeTheme Directory My Favorite Theme Makers (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)How to: Add links to your Tumblr description/sidebarIcon FinderHelp picking a color scheme to match your iconHow to Install Updates Tab (X)Updates Tab MasterpostHow to add a music player (X) (X) Transparent Images and Pixels (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)HTML Color CodesCreating a poll on TumblrCreating a countdown  How to create a re-direct pageBlogrolls, Family, Follow Forever How to make a networkHow to Install a Navigation PageHTML Codes HTML Help & CodesTumblr Formatting CheatsheatTheme making tutorialTumblr Blog that helps people with tumblr related issues
*Remember most theme makers will answer questions about there them or already have FAQ Page to make it easier for you to use
Photoshop/Photoshop Resources
Tutorial for saving Photoshop (windows)Masterpost for downloading PhotoshopHow to make a GifLearn the Basics of PhotoshopBeginner Tutorials for PhotoshopPhotoshop Graphic MasterpostsPhotoshop Tutorial Masterpost Textures GuidePhotoshop Help Blog Photoshop Help BlogScreencaps ScreencapsHQ Celebrity Gallery Masterpost
Alternatives to Photoshop
PixlrMypaintAnimating ProgramDigital painting ProgramArt Program/Photo EditorQueeky PaintPicMonkeyArt ProgramSketchpad Drawing ProgramGraphic’s ProgramPaint.netSumopaintFree Art Programs Masterpost
Gifs
Supernatural Reaction GifsReaction Gifs Reaction GifsReaction GifsReaction GifsOnline Gif Maker Online Gif Maker Online Gif Maker Online Gif Maker
Meme’s
Quick Meme MakerPie Chart MakerMeme Generator Meme Maker
Fanfiction/Writing/Roleplay
How to write FanfictionAvoiding mistakes when writing fanfiction10 Tips to Writing FanfictionHow to Submit a Fanfiction to Fanfiction.Net Writing Fiction PlansWriting TemplatesNovel Outline34 Writing TipsHow to write a CharacterTips on writing a Character Character writing MasterpostWriting Masterpost (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)Diverse Character Writing Masterpost Detailed Character templateHow to write different Body types (X) (X)Surnames MasterPostSynonyms MasterPostCreating an OC Masterpost                                                 Writing Folklore, Myth and Creatures Masterpost                     How to write Ancient Rome England  Viking Age Victorian Age Middle Ages 50’s Wild WestOther things to help your Writing  (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)How to RP MasterpostRoleplay TermsRP GuideRP Help Masterpost
Other
Help Fact Check Tumblr PostsUrban Dictionary See if your about to hit post limitIn case you update software and it sucks Writing, Graphics, Textures, Themes MasterpostMassive Masterpost included Writing & ArtTutorial Master Post
I hope that this survival guide has helped you with any tumblr related issues, have a great day. 

I guess I need this if I ever want to do something other than reblog.*runs and hides in corner*

Ooohhhhh

allthatandasideoftom:

antyc67:

Everything I wish I knew when I joined Tumblr. Basically this is a collection of things that will make Tumblr easier to use :D

General 

How to: Enable your Tumblr ask box
How to tag
How to tag asks
How to have posts show up/not show up
Trigger Warnings
Tumblr Savior
How to Report a blog 

Theme/Code

How to install a theme
Theme Directory 
My Favorite Theme Makers (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
How to: Add links to your Tumblr description/sidebar
Icon Finder
Help picking a color scheme to match your icon
How to Install Updates Tab (X)
Updates Tab Masterpost
How to add a music player (X) (X
Transparent Images and Pixels (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
HTML Color Codes
Creating a poll on Tumblr
Creating a countdown  
How to create a re-direct page
Blogrolls, Family, Follow Forever 
How to make a network
How to Install a Navigation Page
HTML Codes 
HTML Help & Codes
Tumblr Formatting Cheatsheat
Theme making tutorial
Tumblr Blog that helps people with tumblr related issues

*Remember most theme makers will answer questions about there them or already have FAQ Page to make it easier for you to use

Photoshop/Photoshop Resources

Tutorial for saving Photoshop (windows)
Masterpost for downloading Photoshop
How to make a Gif
Learn the Basics of Photoshop
Beginner Tutorials for Photoshop
Photoshop Graphic Masterposts
Photoshop Tutorial Masterpost 
Textures Guide
Photoshop Help Blog 
Photoshop Help Blog
Screencaps 
Screencaps
HQ Celebrity Gallery Masterpost

Alternatives to Photoshop

Pixlr
Mypaint
Animating Program
Digital painting Program
Art Program/Photo Editor
Queeky Paint
PicMonkey
Art Program
Sketchpad 
Drawing Program
Graphic’s Program
Paint.net
Sumopaint
Free Art Programs Masterpost

Gifs

Supernatural Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs 
Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs
Reaction Gifs
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker 
Online Gif Maker

Meme’s

Quick Meme Maker
Pie Chart Maker
Meme Generator 
Meme Maker

Fanfiction/Writing/Roleplay

How to write Fanfiction
Avoiding mistakes when writing fanfiction
10 Tips to Writing Fanfiction
How to Submit a Fanfiction to Fanfiction.Net 
Writing Fiction Plans
Writing Templates
Novel Outline
34 Writing Tips
How to write a Character
Tips on writing a Character 
Character writing Masterpost
Writing Masterpost (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
Diverse Character Writing Masterpost 
Detailed Character template
How to write different Body types (X) (X)
Surnames MasterPost
Synonyms MasterPost
Creating an OC Masterpost                                                 
Writing Folklore, Myth and Creatures Masterpost                     
How to write Ancient Rome England  Viking Age Victorian Age Middle Ages 50’s Wild West
Other things to help your Writing  (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X) (X)
How to RP Masterpost
Roleplay Terms
RP Guide
RP Help Masterpost

Other

Help Fact Check Tumblr Posts
Urban Dictionar
See if your about to hit post limit
In case you update software and it sucks 
Writing, Graphics, Textures, Themes Masterpost
Massive Masterpost included Writing & Art
Tutorial Master Post

I hope that this survival guide has helped you with any tumblr related issues, have a great day. 

I guess I need this if I ever want to do something other than reblog.
*runs and hides in corner*

Ooohhhhh

thereal1990s:

Hocus Pocus (1993)

He’s such a virgin, right lindsayetumbls? *crash*

sherlockisthenight:

dwimmerlaiks:

hair and make up goals:

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reality:

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 (via x)

"hair and make up goals" not "life goals"

shanryart:

cakejam:

”ill like this post so i can find it later on”

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HOW CAN YOU LIKED TWO POINT SMTH MILLION POSTS BUT ONLY FOLLOW TWELVE BLOGS

It’s remarkably easy…

linear-relationships:

HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYSS?????? WTFFFFF WE CAN TAG PEOPLE IN POSTS NOW AND THEY GET A NOTIFICATION???? OMFGGG THIS IS THE BIGGEST INNOVATION TUMBLR’S EVER DONE, WE CAN CONNECT RELATIVELY PROPERLY NOW LIKE ACTUALLY GET NOTIFIED WHEN WE TAG EACH OTHER IN THINGS JDKFJSD!!!!!!

deadbyshawn:

deadbyshawn:

appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes

People, chill. Brown eyes always get described as “warm” and “comforting.” With blue and grey you always run the risk of becoming “icy” if you piss someone off. Because apparently some people believe that the world really is color-coded for their convenience like fanfic.