Goddess of Literature and Sarcasm

Requested by and Dedicated To sansaswrath!

I love clever!Gwen and adorkable!Merlin, their friendship is so wonderful!

super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”


The difference is that men will lash out at you immediately in order to cover up their own weakness. Women will be patient, waiting for you to reveal your weakness to them, and then slay you.

super1eklectic:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

The difference is that men will lash out at you immediately in order to cover up their own weakness. Women will be patient, waiting for you to reveal your weakness to them, and then slay you.

some-sort-of-interesting-person:

fr3ntus:

waitingonmyraggedyman:

katiethesatanickiller:

cutwithyourkiss:

dame-gaby:

sweettitties:

buildfortsoutofsheets:

thisworldisourr:

The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race
it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper
so much power

The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother

the legal hunger games

The Number Games

ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE MULTIPLICATION ONES THOUGH

These always made me feel horrible because no matter how much I practiced, I still couldn’t get past 5 or 6 questions. I cracked under the pressure

This dumb-ass thing is partly why I grew up hating math so damn much. No one, outside of an exam setting, will ask you to do math at top speed ever again in your adult life. If you try to do your taxes in under a minute you will most likely come under government scrutiny and go to jail. Besides, what is the point of this test?!? Kids come up with strategies like “do all the zeros and ones first” to try and feel like they are doing a good job by filling in lots of questions when in reality they are hurting themselves in the long run.  Taking the easy way out does not equal a solid education. If you don’t have a good grounding in elementary math you will find it exponentially harder to go on to higher math classes as you get older (and no matter how much you beg they will still be mandatory).

some-sort-of-interesting-person:

fr3ntus:

waitingonmyraggedyman:

katiethesatanickiller:

cutwithyourkiss:

dame-gaby:

sweettitties:

buildfortsoutofsheets:

thisworldisourr:

The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race

it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper

so much power

The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother

the legal hunger games

The Number Games

ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE MULTIPLICATION ONES THOUGH

These always made me feel horrible because no matter how much I practiced, I still couldn’t get past 5 or 6 questions. I cracked under the pressure

This dumb-ass thing is partly why I grew up hating math so damn much. No one, outside of an exam setting, will ask you to do math at top speed ever again in your adult life. If you try to do your taxes in under a minute you will most likely come under government scrutiny and go to jail. Besides, what is the point of this test?!? Kids come up with strategies like “do all the zeros and ones first” to try and feel like they are doing a good job by filling in lots of questions when in reality they are hurting themselves in the long run.  Taking the easy way out does not equal a solid education. If you don’t have a good grounding in elementary math you will find it exponentially harder to go on to higher math classes as you get older (and no matter how much you beg they will still be mandatory).

itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

So thirty-odd students, boys and girls, waiting around in Moaning Myrtle’s bathroom for the never-on-time Chosen One every week isn’t going to look suspicious?

jaclcfrost:

geekyartchick:

jaclcfrost:

imagine ur otp

doing

the forehead touch

now imagine ur otp doing the forehead touch

as one of them dies in the other’s arms

take that somewhere else

I don’t have to imagine.

Reblog if no one has a crush on you.
IF YOUR ART GETS STOLEN

rene-art:

harrypopsz:

jolly-godoflies:

https://www.tumblr.com/dmca
Go there, and do as the instructions say.
When my art was stolen, I got the post reported, and it was taken down. Don’t worry, it doesn’t just take down the sources post, but it takes down all the reblogged posts too.
Please give this a reblog, many artists out there may not know this is here.
And remember, ask permission before sharing, or don’t post it.

THIS IS BLOODY FANTASTIC

LET ME SMOOCH YOU

GOODBYE RE-POSTERS

HOLY SHIT

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

caitlinhill:

haveigonetoofar:

Don’t Be That Guy.

Great campaign! Great point!

feverworm:

i just wanted to clarify some things

artists know the risk they are taking when they post their art online. people are inevitably going to take it apart, color edit it, flip it around or otherwise post it uncredited.

saying that an artist shouldn’t post their work if they don’t…

samwinchestersmoose:

when i went out to go see Maleficent, when i saw this fairy

image

I was like “Haha that looks like Umbridge”

and then she changed into a human 

image

And I was like “HOLY SHIT THAT IS UMBRIDGE!!111!”

and a couple rows behind me, I heard someone say “You must not tell lies” and I lost it

She’s wearing PINK, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.
anxiouspineapples:


a fic/art trade: words by chasexjackson | art by anxiouspineapples

Harry woke up to the sound of knocking - a rap of knuckles on the wood of his bedroom door - followed by a clear, very familiar voice.
‘Harry, are you up?’
He shifted his head and groaned into his pillow but remained otherwise buried within the maroon, snitch-covered duvet. The door opened and in stepped a slim witch with wavy red hair cut to her shoulders. She crossed the room to open his curtains.
‘Come on, sleepyhead,’ she said, sitting on the edge of his bed. ‘Busy day today.’
Harry rolled over and fumbled for his glasses. As he put them on and sat up in bed, the face of his mother swam into view.
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anxiouspineapples:

a fic/art trade: words by chasexjacksonart by anxiouspineapples

Harry woke up to the sound of knocking - a rap of knuckles on the wood of his bedroom door - followed by a clear, very familiar voice.

‘Harry, are you up?’

He shifted his head and groaned into his pillow but remained otherwise buried within the maroon, snitch-covered duvet. The door opened and in stepped a slim witch with wavy red hair cut to her shoulders. She crossed the room to open his curtains.

‘Come on, sleepyhead,’ she said, sitting on the edge of his bed. ‘Busy day today.’

Harry rolled over and fumbled for his glasses. As he put them on and sat up in bed, the face of his mother swam into view.

Read More

playwright-cute:

comeoutofthewoodwork:

fattyforever:

I remember how much her realization that she was “never going to be good enough for him” resonated with me when I first watched this movie. She decided to push herself, not to be with him, but to prove him the fuck wrong.

Strong female role models who can still wear pink and love fashion. Yes yes yes.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

CAN WE JUST STOP FOR A SEC THO?

HE’S INSULTING HER FOR BEING DUMB

SHE GOT INTO THAT SCHOOL ON HER OWN.

WARNER NEEDED HIS DADDY TO CALL THEM TO BE ABLE TO GET IN.

I LOVE THIS MOVIE NO ONE EVEN UNDERSTANDS.

She wins at life by being herself, but more dedicated to school. She is nice to people who are nice to her, and performs an academic beatdown on those who were rude. She keeps fit and gets her hair done in a salon while studying. She hands in a pink, perfumed resume for the internship that Warner thinks she is too dumb for and lands the internship. She wins a murder case for her client by using her knowledge of fashion and haircare. If she is not included in your definition of a strong female character we shouldn’t be talking.