Happy International Sir Terry Pratchett Day!
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james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus turning into a fucking werewolf
Remus turning their DADA OWL into a sassy joke about his furry little problem. “Give five signs that identify a werewolf. Excellent question. One, he’s sitting in my chair. Two, he’s wearing my clothes. Three, his name’s Remus Lupin…”
He punched it in the butt!
Ladies and gentlemen: Finland.
James, let go of your butt they didn’t punch you that hard.
There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?”
On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so fucking therapeutic. They’re like the one person you can spill your guts to and never worry about ever being judged or have that secret divulged. There are times when I definitely prefer the company of a dog over a human.
Therapy animals save lives.
These dogs are even still so much more amazing. They check rooms before their handler enters, so they can clear it to help the person feel safe. Like in the gif, they are there when panic attacks or nightmares occur, to be something for the person to help ground themselves on, or yes just to turn on the lights. Even more amazing, many people are able to reduce their medication when they have a PTSD service dog there to help them. These dogs are useful for not just veterans, but also victims of abuse, accident trauma, natural disasters, and others. Their training allows them to be useful in situations where medical assistance is needed, as well. Some PTSD dogs are trained to recognize repetitive behaviours in handlers, and signal the handler to break the repetition and stopping the behaviour and possibly injury.
Service dogs in general are just awesome. Remember to respect any that you see out in public. They are not there for you to walk up to and play with, even the puppies!
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
That’s the moment when you make a whistling noise, and when he asks why say “that’s the sound of the point I was trying to make as it flew over your head” and then strut your way into detention, knowing you earned every goddamn minute and loving it.
Deleted the old post to put up this higher quality version.
Wee Thorin, Gimizh, and Frerin from Sansûkh by determamfidd
Stayed up all night, because I was stubborn and wanted to finish it.
THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND AUGH HOLY CRAP ITTY FRERIN AND WEE THORIN AND GIMIZH THE DARLING TERROR OF MY HEART AUGH
Fluke you are amazing. They are amazing. Their faces…! I adore their clothes, and dear god their expressions are so perfect I might just keel over… Frerin’s gap-toothed grin! Gimizh’s sticky-outy plaits! WEE THORIN’S BADASS HAIR AW YISS. They are here and ready to get into masses of trouble!
** squints ** Y’know, I’ve seen these Dwarflings somewhere before….
I KNEW IT. So THEY were the ones who convinced Radagast to teach them the infamous Durin Shapeshifter Cat Spell!
So we can generally count on “Wee Thorin” to be the most sensible of the Dwarfling Kitties but unfortunately, Gimizh has inherited his Adad Bofur’s talent for trouble and the eloquence of his Uncle Gimli. Thus it was that Erebor was treated to the rare sight of an Elven-Prince being decorated in kittens.
While Gimizh’s cousins are content to ride in Laerophen’s pockets, Gimzh has claimed pride of place on the Wood-elf’s shoulder, the soft ginger fur surprisingly blending in very well with the Elf’s blonde hair. Together, the Dwarfling Kittens have sworn to teach the elder Thranduilion the most Sacred Art of Cookie Thievery and thus, no cookie jar in Erebor was safe from this Gang of Adorableness.
In the afterlife, one Thorin Oakenshield had to keep poor Oin from having kittens himself. First Gimli had gone boots over beard over that Elf and now the younger generation were befriending the other Elf! What in Durin’s name was the family coming to? Certain Dwarves prudently kept secret their long-standing friendship with one Lady Galadriel, which was partly the reason why said Lady could speak Khuzdul so fluently, despite her archaic accent and why said Lady was prepared to look with favor upon one Gimli son of Gloin but was pleased to find out that Gimli won her regard without any help from his ancestor.
Ta-dah! Headcanon :P
I need to prove a point to my homophobic friend.I’m writing down the urls of everyone who reblogs this in a notebook, and will present it to my friend when it is sufficiently full.
You’re gonna need a bigger book
No you’re gonna need a new friend
LET’S BREAK THE NOTES
No, lefties are the only ones who can control their demons and force them to hand over their dark powers.
20-something fangirls, on average, spend about 23 hours a day reading gay porn about their favorite characters. The other hour is spent searching for that fic whose title they can’t remember.
A 14 year-old boy was recently raped at knife-point by a 20 year-old woman. When the story broke, it was primarily men who claimed he should have enjoyed it. It was feminists who validated his pain and spoke in support of him.
This is why we need feminism.
"but men get raped too-"
AND LOOK HOW YOU HANDLED THAT
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
Pumpkin Brownie Chunk Ice Cream
Peppermint Brownie Pops
Mint Chocolate Cheesecake
Chocolate Mint Stuffed Cookies
French Toast Rollups
Vanilla Ice Cream
Chocolate Ice Cream
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Chocolate Chip Cookies Cheesecake
Bloody Red Velvet Cupcakes
Rose Apple Pie
Strawberry Heart Pie
100 Things You Can Have On a Stick
make pixel art
Kneeling + Sitting
Dragon head view
How to draw faces
What should I draw?
Free art software
Learn to Sew
http://www.duolingo.com (fixed it. :3)
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 1 – Apéritif
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 2 – Amuse-Bouche
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 3 – Potage
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 4 – Ceuf
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 5 – Coquilles
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 6 – Entrée
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 7 – Sorbet
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 8 – Fromage
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 9 – Trou Normand
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 10 – Buffet Froid
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 11 – Roti
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 12 – Releves
Hannibal Season 1 Episode 13 – Savoureux
A Study in Pink
The Blind Banker
The Great Game
A Scandal in Belgravia
The Hounds of Baskerville
The Reichenbach Fall
Many Happy Returns (Mini Episode)
The Empty Hearse
The Sign of Three
His Last Vow
Doctor who (10&11)
- The End of the World
- The Quiet Undead
- Aliens of London
- World War Three
- The Long Game
- Father’s Day
- The Empty Child
- The Doctor Dances
- Boom Town
- Bad Wolf
- The Parting of The Ways
- New Earth
- Tooth & Claw
- School Reunion
- The Girl In the Fireplace
- Rise of the Cybermen
- Age of Steel
- The Idiot’s Lantern
- The Impossible Planet
- The Satan Pit
- Love & Monsters
- Fear Her
- Army of Ghosts
- Smith & Jones
- The Shakespeare Code
- Daleks In Manhattan
- Evolution of the Daleks
- The Lazarus Experiment
- Human Nature
- The Family of Blood
- The Sound of Drums
- The Last of the Time Lords
- Partners In Crime
- The Fires of Pompeii
- Planet of The Ood
- The Sontaran Stratagem
- The Poison Sky
- The Doctor’s Daughter
- The Unicorn & the Wasp
- Silence In The Library
- Forest of the Dead
- Turn Left
- The Stolen Earth
- Journey’s End
- The Next Doctor (Christmas Special 2008)
- Planet of the Dead (Easter Special 2009)
- The Water of Mars (Autumn Special 2009)
- The End of Time Part 1 (Christmas Special 2009)
- The End of Time Part 2 (New Year’s Special 2010)
- The Eleventh Hour
- The Beast Below
- VIctory of the Daleks
- The Time of Angels
- Flesh & Stone
- The Vampires of Venice
- Amy’s Choice
- The Hungry Eaeth
- Cold Blood
- Vincent & The Doctor
- The Lodger
- The Pandorica Opens
- The Big Bang
- The Impossible Astronaut
- Day of the Moon
- The Curse of the Black Spot
- The Doctor’s Wife
- The Rebel Flesh
- The Almost People
- A Good Man Goes to War
- Let’s Kill Hitler
- Night Terrors
- The Girl Who Waited
- The God Complex
- Closing Time
- The Wedding of River Song
- The Doctor, The Widow, & The Wardrobe
- Asylum of the Daleks
- Dinosaurs On A Spaceship
- A Town Called Mercy
- The Power of Three
- The Angels Take Manhattan
- (Christmas Special) The Snowmen
- The Bells of Saint John
- The Rings of Akhaten
- The Cold War
- Journey to the Center of the TARDIS
- The Crimson Horror
- Nightmare In Silver
- The Name of the Doctor
- (Christmas Special) The Doctor, The Widow, & The Wardrobe
Teen Wolf (requested :3)
Episode 1 “Wolf Moon”
Episode 1 “Omega”
The Great Gatsby
The Hunger Games
Lemony Snicket’s A Series Of Unfortunate Events
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Harry Potter And The Sorcerers Stone
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 1
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows Part 2
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Disney in alphabetical!
- Aladdin and the King of Thieves
- Alice in the Wonderland
- The Aristocats
- Atlantis the Lost Empire
- Atlantis: Milo’s Return
- The Avengers
- Bambi II
- The Black Cauldron
- Brother Bear
- Brother Bear 2
- A Bug’s Life
- Cars Toon Maters Tall Tales
- Cars 2
- Chicken Little
- A Christmas Carol
- The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
- The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
- The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
- Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
- Cinderella III: A Twist in Time
- Beauty and the Beast
- Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
- The Emperor’s New Groove
- Fantasia 2000
- Finding Nemo
- The Fox Hound
- The Fox Hound 2
- A Goofy Movie
- The Incredibles
- John Carter
- The Jungle Book
- Lady and the Tramp
- Lady and the Tramp 2
- Lilo and Stitch
- Lilo and Stitch 2
- The Lion King
- The Lion King 1½
- The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride
- The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
- The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning
- Mary Poppins
- Mars Needs Moms
- Monster Inc.
- Meet the Robinsons
- Mulan II
- The Nightmare before Christmas
- Oliver & Company
- Peter Pan
- Peter Pan: Return to Never Land
- Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
- Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
- Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
- Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
- The Princess and the Frog
- The Rescuers
- Robin Hood
- Sleeping Beauty
- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
- The Sword in the Stone
- Tangled Ever After
- Tarzan and Jane
- Tarzan II
- Tinker Bell (2008)
- Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
- Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
- Toy Story
- Toy Story 2
- Toy Story 3
- Treasure Planet
- Winnie the Pooh
- 101 Dalmatians
- 101 Dalmatians II Patch’s London Adventure
- Alpha and Omega
- The Ant Bully
- The Bee Movie
- Despicable Me
- Gnomeo and Juliet
- Horton Hears a Who
- How To Train Your Dragon
- Ice Age
- Ice Age: The Meltdown
- Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
- Ice Age Scrat In Love
- Ice Age Shorts Collection
- Ice Age
- Ice Age: The Meltdown
- Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
- Ice Age Scrat In Love
- Ice Age Shorts Collection
- Kung Fu Panda 2
- Monsters Vs. Aliens
- Monster House
- Open Season
- Open Season 2
- Open Season 3
- Scared Shrekless
- Shrek 2
- Shrek: 3D The Story Continues
- Shrek 3
- Shrek the Halls
- Shrek Forever After
- The Smurfs
- Spirited Away
- The Swan Princess
wreck it ralph
Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs
RIGHT GUYS THIS IS MY MASTERPOST PLEASE USE IT FOR GOOD.
YOU CAN STEAL THE LINKS AND PUT THEM N YOUR OWN MASTERPOSTS IF YOU LIKE I DONT MIND. :3 (SOME LINKS MIGHT NOT WORK FOR RANDOM REASONS ESPECIALLY THE MOVIES SO TELL ME IF THEY DONT AND I WILL THRY TO FIX THEM BUT I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO BECAUSE THE MOVIE COULD HAVE BEEN REMOVED.)
hearing an actor’s real accent for the first time
my EXACT reaction to hearing Tennant’s accent for the first time
Hugh fucking Laurie. The man is the god of accents.
this should be on everybody’s blog, no matter what kind of blog it is.
the sad thing is i’m showing almost every sign on that card.
Wow, reading these actually shocks me..
This is incredibly important. A classmate of mine committed suicide this weekend and it makes me incredibly sad to think she could have been helped if people had only known what to look for. Please seek help if you or a loved one are showing any of these signs, nothing is worse than a life lost to suicide, knowing it could have been prevented.
Forever reblogI lost my best friend due to suicide. Maybe, if he would have seen this, he could have been stopped. You can make a difference, even of it’s just a little. I will never scroll past this.
I’ve attempted suicide before and knowing things like this could’ve helped. not only does knowing these signs help you see it in others, but you can see it in yourself and try to stop it
I will wear what I want.
I will get tattoos if I want.
I will wear makeup if I want.
I will dye my hair if I want.
I will pierce whatever I want.
I will shave what I want.
I will lose weight if I want.
I will gain weight if I want.
I will have sex if I want.
Stop telling me what to do with my body because I’m a girl.