Goddess of Literature and Sarcasm
Adulting

DO:

Find out what can be recycled in your community, and make an effort to put things in the correct location for pick-up.

DO NOT:

Leave light items, such as newspapers, at the top of open containers on windy days, lest you turn your street into a post-apocalyptic setting ready for a small group of ragtag heroes to walk through the detritus of society because everyone knows zombies don’t pick up after themselves.